If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Christ-mass!
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
How do automobiles fly?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
How do fleas travel?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?