If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Christ-mass!
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
How do you grill cheese?
What animals make the best students?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What animal could Noah not trust?