What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Earth Day.
Which insect makes the best father?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call a tired tree?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why was the pirate late for work?