What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Earth Day.
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the barber win the race?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why are stones so good at music?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?