How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said \"Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself.\"
What did the painter say to the wall?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What's a cat's favorite color?