How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said \"Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself.\"
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?