How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said \"Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself.\"
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What animal floats best?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?