What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bam-BOO!
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?