What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bam-BOO!
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?