Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
There was a wagon jam.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Where do polar bears vote?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
How do hurricanes see?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?