What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
A muscle car.
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?