What tree has the most bark?
The dogwood.
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call an angry monkey?
How is cat food sold?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Who invented fractions?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?