What tree has the most bark?
The dogwood.
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why are goats so funny?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?