What tree has the most bark?
The dogwood.
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
When do astronauts eat?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
We had a discussion about roses.
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do ducks get after they eat?