What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Wraps.
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
How are mountains able to see?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?