What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
A bullfrog.
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
How do fleas travel?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What is a cow's dream job?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do you call hiking college students?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?