What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
A bullfrog.
What car can't keep a secret?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What's the opposite of irony?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What is a cow's dream job?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What's E.T. short for?