What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
A bullfrog.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?