What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
A bullfrog.
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What is a table you can eat?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?