What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why was the dog overweight?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?