What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?