What does bread say when it gets too warm?
It sure is toast-y in here!
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What's black and white and red all over?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?