What does bread say when it gets too warm?
It sure is toast-y in here!
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What fish only swims at night?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why do trees try new things so often?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call a dog in space?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do jokesters study in college?