What does bread say when it gets too warm?
It sure is toast-y in here!
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
How do snowmen get information?
How did the toad die?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why was the mime upset?
Why did the airplane get grounded?