What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
You've crossed the fe-line!
What does an evil hen lay?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
How did the toad die?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?