What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Croc-a-doodle-do!
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's the most determined bird?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?