What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Croc-a-doodle-do!
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Where do birds go to drink?