Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?