Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
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What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do you call bears with no ears?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do horses say to greet each other?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?