Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
Why are ghosts always single?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How does dinner smell?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?