Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
They were too chicken.
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What condiment has wings?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?