Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
They were too chicken.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?