Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
They were too chicken.
Why is money so stubborn?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why was the cat so small?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What does a panda ghost say?