Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
They were too chicken.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the fish blush?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?