Which relative loves rice?
Uncle Ben.
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why are bakers also often hippies?