Which relative loves rice?
Uncle Ben.
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Surprise!!!!
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?