Why did the gardener bury all his money?
To make his soil rich.
What do you call an Irish spider?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What tea do footballers drink?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Who are Frosty's parents?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?