Why did the gardener bury all his money?
To make his soil rich.
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?