Why did the gardener bury all his money?
To make his soil rich.
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
How is cat food sold?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?