How does a barber get to work?
He rides a razor scooter.
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you call a pig thief?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?