How does a barber get to work?
He rides a razor scooter.
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What fish only swims at night?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?