Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Where do polar bears vote?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?