Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why is summer always sad?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?