Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
How do you make antifreeze?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What's a pirate's favorite color?