Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
Why was the horse so happy?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?