What's a duck's favorite TV show?
The Feather Forecast.
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do jokesters study in college?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Where do horses reside?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?