Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
It just couldn't get a handle on it.
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Where does laundry go to college?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why is winter considered holy?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do frogs eat in the summer?