What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Legal briefs.
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?