What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Legal briefs.
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What is the strongest animal?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What birds make average students?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?