What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Legal briefs.
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Someone stole all my lamps.
How does a taco bless the table?
Which fly makes films?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
How does dinner smell?