What does one piece of bread say to the other?
You are my butter half.
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Where would you find an elephant?
What animals make the best students?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Where do books sleep?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Which tree can't stop crying?