What does one piece of bread say to the other?
You are my butter half.
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?