What does one piece of bread say to the other?
You are my butter half.
Why did summer catch autumn?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Which computer won the talent show?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?