What does one piece of bread say to the other?
You are my butter half.
Why did the whale cross the road?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What time of day was Adam created?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What color are all the books in the library?