What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Thunder and Lightning.
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's black and white and red all over?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
How do chickens leave the highway?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Surprise!!!!
Why do crabs never give to charity?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?