What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Thunder and Lightning.
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do you give a sick pig?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why do cows wear bells?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What sweet treat never panics?