Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
They're born out of decorated eggs.
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call a small mom?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?