Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
They're born out of decorated eggs.
Which big cat loves to drive?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What superpower do all middle children have?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?