What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Squash.
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What's the richest basketball team?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Which big cat loves to drive?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?