What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Squash.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
How do dog catchers get paid?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do minions always put in their salads?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?