What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Squash.
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do cows like to dance to?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's a dog's favorite city?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?