What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Squash.
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?