What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
A cornfield.
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What animals love to close envelopes?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why are cars magic?