What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
A cornfield.
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What utensil does water use to eat?
How do you compliment a cat?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did the duck cross the road?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why is furniture so generous?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?