What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
A cornfield.
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What time of day was Adam created?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Which subject has two parts?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's the loudest sport?