What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What fairy loves to count?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?