What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why is summer always sad?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why do cows go to New York?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What school subject really rocks?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?