What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.
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Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What's a cat's favorite song?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
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Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why do cubes make great referees?