What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
How does a cow do math?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Which animal will never go bald?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?