How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Whale you be mine?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?