How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Whale you be mine?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How much does freedom weigh?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?