What is the definition of Robin?
A bird who steals.
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why was the bee sad?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why are puppies so flexible?