What did the peach say to its crying husband?
That's so pitiful.
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do cows like to dance to?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
When should you start writing a book?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?