What did the peach say to its crying husband?
That's so pitiful.
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why are turtles so shy?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
How do automobiles fly?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?