Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
All its words are cold as ice.
What do math teachers eat?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What tree has the most bark?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?