Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
All its words are cold as ice.
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What birds always travel in twos?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?