Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
All its words are cold as ice.
How did the toad die?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What car does Yoda® drive?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
A book just fell on my head.
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?