Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
All its words are cold as ice.
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?