Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Which president loved to take baths?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What time does everyone love to drink?
How do billboards talk?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What's a forklift?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?