Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What's black and white and red all over?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What words make the best athletes?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do bees chew?
What do you find at the end of everything?