Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
It's allergy season again?
What did March say to the madness?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?