Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
They are courting.
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?