Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
They are courting.
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?