Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
They are courting.
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?