Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
They are courting.
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Where do chips wear socks?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What does a lion call an antelope?