What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A ball hog!
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?