What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A ball hog!
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?