What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A ball hog!
What game do bats excel at?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What insect runs away from everything?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?