What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A ball hog!
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
How did the tree get lost?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?