What do you call an angry monkey?
Furious George.
Where do automobiles have picnics?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What bird is losing its hair?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?