What do you call an angry monkey?
Furious George.
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Do dads always snore?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
How do bees get to school?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?