What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A bullfrog.
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?