What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A bullfrog.
Which fly makes films?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?