Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
The turkey, because he's already stuffed.
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How is cat food sold?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What tree has the most bark?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?