What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
Where do stars go to college?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?