What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why are trees always so positive?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How do bees get to school?