What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
When does a horse talk?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is money so stubborn?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What bee is good for your health?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do you call a short cow?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?