What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do you call a tired tree?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What's E.T. short for?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?