What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Pop.
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
How do birds threaten one another?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?