What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Pop.
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What fish only swims at night?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you call a fly without wings?
This candy bar is a real home run.