What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Pop.
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the fish blush?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?