What's a cat's favorite color?
PURRple.
What's black and white and red all over?
Why do mice need oiling?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?