What's a cat's favorite color?
PURRple.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Which fly makes films?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?