What's a cat's favorite color?
PURRple.
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What's the richest basketball team?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?