What's a cat's favorite color?
PURRple.
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What did summer say to spring?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why did the frog have a long face?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?