Why was the fabric always laughing?
The sewing machine had her in stitches.
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Where does laundry go to college?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?