Why was the fabric always laughing?
The sewing machine had her in stitches.
How do hurricanes see?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do insects learn at school?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do fish do at parades?
What nationality are most fish?