Why was the fabric always laughing?
The sewing machine had her in stitches.
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why are winter days great?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What is the smallest lion?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What nationality are most fish?
When do ghosts love to go camping?