Why did he change his bike's tires?
It was time for retirement!
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call an artistic dog?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?