Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
He was trying to break the ice.
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?