Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
He was trying to break the ice.
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What is a tire's stance on economics?