Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
He was trying to break the ice.
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why are turtles so shy?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What's a forklift?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What car can you only see twice a year?