Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
He was trying to break the ice.
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What kind of ant is good at math?