How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What car always breaks the rules?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?