What do ghosts turn on in summer?
The scare-conditioner!
Why is a computer so smart?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call a tired tree?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?