How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?