How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you call a fly without wings?