How did groundhogs get their name?
Because they can't fly!
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why was the mime upset?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?