How did groundhogs get their name?
Because they can't fly!
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What season begins with a thud?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What animals make the best students?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?