How did groundhogs get their name?
Because they can't fly!
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why is money so stubborn?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?