Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
It dug up all the bones!
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
I broke my finger!
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?