Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
It dug up all the bones!
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What sweet treat never panics?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why do cats love to work?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call the dog magician?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?