Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
It dug up all the bones!
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do elves learn in school?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
How is cat food sold?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?