What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
What do cows say on NYE?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
How do you wash a lamb?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?