What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why are cars magic?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why are baseball games at night?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?