What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?