What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?